Rumor Mill

1. George w. Bush and his father run an illegal drug and prostitution ring in their hideout in southern Texas.

- Recently when asked about the Rumor George wittly responds:

"My mother has her thumb out on the corner of 54th because she is showing how I am against hitchhikers"

and followed with

"As a former call-girl I can relate to the hardships of these young ladies"

his lawyers than dragged him away and beat him senseless with a metal pole in a nearby alley.

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2. Bush was recently spotted at Delilahs Den in the "champagne room".

..shortly thereafter after getting completely inebriated he jumped on stage and did a pole dance for all the pleasantly surprised gentlemen in the room. Who quickly beat him with a metal stick.

reports state that after this "incident" Bush's polls with jail inmates shot up to a record high.

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Bush's lawyers had no comment, and proceeded to beat him thouroughly with an even larger metal pole.

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